Do you ever find yourself looking at a celebrity and wonder if she does in fact return the favor? Of course you do, we all do and in this article we help answer those questions. This is our weekly dive into which celebrities do or don’t reciprocate the love. Note: There is no factual evidence behind any of our statements, just deluded opinions based off wild assumptions for your pleasure.
** Austin is out on vacation this week so we have a guest author giving his opinion on whether or not he thinks Anne Hathaway returns the favor. If you’re interested in guest posting please contact us at firstname.lastname@example.org
Tom (@TOMckeary): NO! I can’t say no more emphatically. Anyone who believes acting is an art isn’t returning any favors in any department. Acting isn’t all that hard. You get multiple attempts to nail the scene. fuck up, try again. Live performances are 10x more impressive. A rescue dog has a better chance of Anne returning the favor than any of us. SIDE RANT: the Princess Bride nearly ruined The Dark Knight Rises. She’s out there trying to make cat women have a layered and dramatic back story. Stfu cat women is here to wear a skin tight leather jumpsuit and make sexual innuendos regarding cats.
Paris: NO! There is absolutely no way that Anne Hathaway even remotely considers returning the favor. Anne is way too focused on her acting and her craft to have time to do such things. She takes herself and her career way too seriously which was on display when she co-hosted the Oscars with James Franco a few years back. While I would love to think such a sexy/talented woman did such things in the bedroom, the fact is she probably does not.
Matt: YES! I say yes based on one reason, and one reason only. She played Catwomen. This role is one of the sexiest characters a women can play. A bad gorgeous girl wrapped in skin tight leather. There’s no way a girl that doesn’t return the favor can pull it off.
Jesse: NO! With a set of lips like that, you would hope that returning the favor would be her specialty. Unfortunately for all of those men who were lucky enough to be in a bedroom encounter with Mrs. Hathaway, they quickly learned that those lips and mouth were a mirage and simply used for some gentle pillow talk about hopes and dreams. Catwomen is a fraud and we’ve all been duped.