Does She or Doesn’t She: Joanna Gaines

Do you ever find yourself looking at a celebrity and wonder if she does in fact return the favor? Of course you do, we all do and in this article we help answer those questions. This is our weekly dive into which celebrities do or don’t reciprocate the love. Note: There is no factual evidence behind any of our statements, just deluded opinions based off wild assumptions for your pleasure.

Joanna Gaines


Joanna Gaines is the star of the hit HGTV show Fixer Upper, where her and her husband Chip help couples find run down homes in Texas and turn them into masterpieces. We’ve spoken at length about the Hottest Women of HGTV in the past, but Joanna wasn’t a part of the roster at the time. Seeing as she is one of the sexiest chicks on the network, it’s only right we discuss if she does or doesn’t return the favor…

Tom: YES! When women are in a good mood they are more likely to return the favor.  Few things make women as happy and giddy as interior design.  Since Joanna works in interior design, the logical conclusion would be that she is always in a good mood.  A happy woman will be glad to return the favor, especially since her husband is directly involved in her attaining that happiness.

Paris: YES! There is a few reasons for my answer. First up Joanna Gaines is the designer of the show, and she does some really cool work. The reason this is relevant is because Joanna is clearly an artsy girl. As the old saying goes, “the more artsy the chick, the more she loves dick”. That’s just science. The second reason is that Joanna and Chip are a couple that works together on a daily basis. Put yourself in his shoes, do you think you could work in a stressful environment with your significant other without having some kind of perks? Exactly, you can’t. Chip swallows a lot on the show for his wife and I’d bet she swallows a lot for him at home.

Jesse: NO! I don’t watch HGTV, nor do I have a home or garden and this is the first I’m hearing of Joanna outside of the comments left on our previous article, so needless to say I’m really reaching. That all being put out there, I’m going with a hard no based on the fact that she’s an interior designer. I’m guessing that every time she’s considering returning the favor, a “brilliant design idea” comes up and she skates away without following through. That and she has four kids, a bunch of shitty houses to design and a TV show. No way she has enough time or privacy to make that happen. Sorry Chip.




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