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An Ode To The Clueless Bastards

Once in a while, it's good to release your anger in the form of a poem, the lost art of expression. Last year, while dealing with stomach problems, we did an Ode to the Stomach Growl. A few days later, my stomach issues were cleared and my anger levels were lowered immediately. In a similar fashion, I'd… Continue Reading

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The 4th of July Rant List

July 4th is a celebration of all things American, barbecues, red white and blue everything, guzzling American beers.  Few things are more American than exercising your first amendment right.  So that's exactly what we've decided to do.  Time to celebrate our freedom of speech with some good old fashion ranting. 1. Portugal should be part… Continue Reading

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Are You Ready For NFL Football To Come Back?

Brace yourselves, we've entered the lull of the sports season also known as July. The NHL and NBA just ended their season and wrapped up their drafts, so that should keep us busy for a little while, but then it gets kind of ugly. Right now we have the Women's World Cup (snooze), the Copa… Continue Reading

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Does She Or Doesn’t She: Betsy Ross

Do you ever find yourself looking at a celebrity and wonder if she does in fact return the favor? Of course you do, we all do and in this article we help answer those questions. This is our weekly dive into which celebrities do or don’t reciprocate the love. Note: There is no factual evidence… Continue Reading

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Beer of The Week: Yards Brewing Company Brawler

If you’re a drinker who likes to mix it up from time to time but never knows what to pick, this column is for you. Weekly we pick up a random beer or bottle and provide a quick review that will tell you just enough to decide whether or not you want to give it… Continue Reading

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5 Tips To Grilling The Perfect Burger

Summer time is here and that can only mean one thing, it's time to fire up the grill. There is nothing better than cracking a few beers in the sun with a bunch of your friends and family while cooking meat over flames. It's as American as Bourbon and Apple Pie. In every group of… Continue Reading

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Frigidaire Sucks: A Pathetic Customer Service Story

Frigidaire sucks. Their customer service sucks. Their products suck. Their inability to communicate on a personal level sucks. I never thought I could hate such an abstract appliance company so much, but the way Frigidaire treats its customers is beyond disgusting. If you are renovating your kitchen or considering buying any appliance for your residence… Continue Reading

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TBT: Top 10 Starlets of the Silver Screen

It takes a special type of beauty to transcend time.  Often times you see women who were considered sex symbols from the past and their look just feels dated, it's tough to appreciate their beauty.  On the other side of this coin however, are the women that are timeless beauties.  No matter how much time… Continue Reading

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Your Early 2015 NFL Future Bets

I always enjoy making some future bets and this year will be no exception. I also don't mind sharing what those bets are because if I come close I get a pass for making them months in advance and if I nail them, I look like a genius. Unfortunately for me, or more for the… Continue Reading

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Moisture Monday: Renee Somerfield

Moisture Monday is a random compilation of pictures in which women are in or around bodies of water (beach attire and water bottles are fair game). Renee Somerfield is an Australian Goddess sent to this planet to show us how sexy a human can get. She is a definite follow on instagram where there is… Continue Reading

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