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What To Read At The Beach This Summer

It’s the time of year when people start heading to the beach, soak up some sun, play a little volley ball, dodge jelly fish and seaweed, you know the story.  Occasionally those full day adventures to the beach can become kind of boring.  It’s great to shut your mind off for a few hours and… Continue Reading

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8 Things You’re Definitely Going To Encounter Memorial Day Weekend

Memorial Day weekend is a phenomenal time of the year. For kids and teachers it means summer is right around the corner. For college student's summer is already here but it's another excuse to party your tits off. For adults it's an extra day or hopefully two away from that godforsaken place you need to… Continue Reading

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Does She or Doesn’t She: Mariah Carey

Do you ever find yourself looking at a celebrity and wonder if she does in fact return the favor? Of course you do, we all do and in this article we help answer those questions. This is our weekly dive into which celebrities do or don’t reciprocate the love. Note: There is no factual evidence… Continue Reading

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What’s On Kickstarter: GLASK

In my book Memorial Day weekend is officially the kick-off of summer, I have no interest in the actual recognized date. This is my personal start to the 'who gives a shit it's nice out' season. Along with that comes a depressing part of the sports world. Basketball and Hockey end, Football hasn't started and the only thing… Continue Reading

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Productivity Going Up On A Tuesday

It may or may not come as a surprise to you that the most productive day of the week is Tuesday. Drake knows it. The Squad knows it. I know it. And now most importantly, you know it. It shouldn't come as a surprise - Mondays are for getting back into the swing of things… Continue Reading

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The Ad Campaign That Won’t Die

It's not something that happens immediately and there's no definitive moment when it hits you but everyone knows when an ad campaign has out lived it's shelf life.  After awhile I was embarrassed for Geico as they continued churning out those cavemen ads.  DirecTV knew to pull the plug on the Rob Lowe commercials as… Continue Reading

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Moisture Monday: Amy Willerton

Moisture Monday is a random compilation of pictures in which women are in or around bodies of water (beach attire and water bottles are fair game).Also sometimes there’s no water because there are shortages of that but not great looking women. Amy Willerton If you've never heard of Amy Willerton, then you're just like the… Continue Reading

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Does She or Doesn’t She: Pippa Middleton

Do you ever find yourself looking at a celebrity and wonder if she does in fact return the favor? Of course you do, we all do and in this article we help answer those questions. This is our weekly dive into which celebrities do or don’t reciprocate the love. Note: There is no factual evidence… Continue Reading

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What Happened to Live Action Children’s Movies?

It's possible I'm no longer in the loop when it comes to children's movies, seeing as how my youngest cousins are in college and my nephews are still babies, however it doesn't seem like there are any live action children's movies nowadays.  As a kid I felt like there was a movie out every month… Continue Reading

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Official Mount Rantmore Store Grand Opening!

As we close in on the one and a half-year mark of our website, we're proud to announce the grand opening of our store! Since we started this site, we always envisioned providing products -- mainly t-shirts -- that could be fashionable, clever and funny all at the same time. Now we can finally say that we've… Continue Reading